Bullshit

I visited this site to know about my death... and it's hell lot of fun.

Ashish: At age 26 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Boy that means I this is is the last year of my life... Now taking Poonam's advice I try to be optimist and let's look at the brighter side...

• I can now smoke without worrying about it's ill effect on my health
• I can now have have sex without protection, who cares about HIV


• I can also indulge in high risk behaviour... Awesome threesome ...here I come.


• I can afford to booze all my life( which isn't much)


• I don't have to care about your fucking comment.


• I can now hope to get attention of those hot babes.


• I can now plan to be a multimillionaire as I am ready to fall in well dug in and around Delhi


• That will me give me a long waited and much cherished instant fame and stardom.


• I will no longer need to please anyone all I need to is please myself


• No more statements like "I don't think I want to see you at all." You don't hurt someone who is dying. Do you?


• If I become a ghost I'll surely fuck those Profs of mine who made my life a hell


• I won't know if my love has got another guy.


• May be she'll cry when I die. Can you imagine she just might feel for me!!! Ain't it cool?


• I'll be with Lucy... my baby

However, the pessimist inside me says, " Bullshit!!! Alas, it's a wishful thinking!!!"