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Thursday, August 28, 2008

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And I miss you.... like the deserts miss the rain....

Everyday I curse, about the workload and long for some rest and yet in the night ... when I hit the bed the sleep evades me... and I pray for some work just to banish you from my mind. ... In desperation I light a cigarette and move to the balcony for some fresh air... I see the stars through the smoke and sigh... What good is a cellphone when you don't have a number to call... I keep my cell back to my pocket ...I still remember those cruel words that tore me apart. I know you never meant them .... I believe you never meant them but here I am battered and shattered...

I long to see you... I yearn to hear your laugh ...but it never matters... Miles apart, you probably never realize that there is someone who really needs you. And I am here ... all alone, I am running ...for what...money, power, prestige... career... No, I am running away from you... I am running away from life... And I smile... someday I will come back... and I promise...

Oops, I shake my hand as something hot touches my fingers. Damn, man I dropped my cigarette on the street below... It's perhaps the nature way to say "Boy, get back to reality!" .

I must go back to sleep...Tomorrow, a hard day awaits me...

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Because I am Alive!!!

Alright, Ladies and and gentlemen Happy Friendship Day! Now, when the fucking formalities are over... Damn man "alliteration!" I am a God damn Fucking Genius!GDFG

I think It must be very clear by now, that this is a total trash. (alliteration Again!). I am completely confused, careless chap. Man I should rename this post as another annoying alliteration.

Complete crap!! I am speaking a blabbering bullshit but What the fuck are u doing here and reading a ununderstandable, unbearable crap.

Alright, I accept, I didn't want anyone to know that where the fuck am I? Secondly, I get highly irritated when you ask me where the hell Am I doing in my relocated city? Thirdly I hate it even more if I get such scraps on Orkut. So please and please don't bug me!

And please, Don't ask me why the fuck did I relocate? And any such stupid questions?And balls man If you ask if you ask my surname! I just don't keep one! Any problems ? And if it is it's yours so please don't bother me!

And yes I do have an attitude problem! Happy? Now you have issues then go get yourself a good Fuck! I don't give a damn!!! And Lastly I am rubbing my ass on a cheese grater to like my new place so don't make my task any more difficult!

Lastly, If you can do all this then "happy friendship day!"

Monday, July 14, 2008

Innocent : Are you???

This post is actually an old mail..and is here to prove that the blogger is not dead.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE :
WHAT DO YOU SEE?



You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?

Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple
because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!

So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child.


Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds,
your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help!

OK, here's help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck,
follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder..


OH, S U R E , you see them NOW, PERVERTS!!!!!!!