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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Remembering those old days...Luc

Hey Gal,

I know this post comes a day late but you seriously didn't think that I forgot. I just want to say that wherever you are, be happy and yeah I still miss you - every single day. Alright, you knew it so what? Shut up and listen to me...

You know something, I am eating "halwa" right now and you aren't going to get any... so stop looking down from the sky. Bitch that innocent eyes aren't gonna work.

And to tell You a secret, "I cooked it", yeah I know it's your favourite so I cooked it. Today!!! Don't be so surprised...Heck gal, get this and get this straight, because I am not gonna repeat it again!

1.You aren't going to have any.
2.I cooked it. Just the way I cook your meal - your stupid non-veg.

You wanna proof here is the recipe:

Wheat Flour - 1 cup
Milk - 2 cups
Sugar - 1½ Cups
Ghee - as required.
Cardamom Powder a pinch
Cashew - 8-10
Orange food Color a pinch


1. In about a spoon of ghee roast the cashews and set aside.
2. Mix cardamom and food color to the milk and set aside.
3. Roast the wheat flour in about 2 spoons of ghee and fry for 5 minutes over low heat. Stir constantly to avoid burning.
4. Now add milk to the wheat and mix well. This will cook well and form into a ball.
5. Add the sugar and cook till it comes off the pan without sticking.Add little ghee intemitently as reauired.
5. Remove to a bowl greased with ghee. Add the cashews and enjoy the sweet.

Too bad, you can't even read. And there are no cashew, no cardamom and no milk. Secondly, It shouldn't be 2cups of water it should be 1½ Cups of water... ghee should be more. Thirdly, the stirrer is too old, we need to replace it..the dough is sticking to it...and yes not to mention that the "khadai suddenly starts to do the moon walk" -so be careful.

That's it... it's a little on the semi-solid state a little too sweet and there are a little balls of Flour and too much in quantity but otherwise it's ok. It was simple enough. See I did not just copy and pasted it from google- I actually made it...See the improvisation ...I know I am a genius.

All right, since you are pleading so much I'll allow it to taste. Only a little, look I am so kind-hearted. Here is a little... go ahead and taste it.. Come on...What you don't want to taste? How dare you say that and turn your back to me bitch!!

There is something called obedience - that is supposed to be the characteristic of your community, ever heard about it? Listen to me, come here - "idhar aao tum... innocent face banane se kuch nahin hoga" - Common eat it ...Come on eat it baby....

"Damn that bitch ran to mom's room"!!!

Damn Luc I still miss you.................. I miss you very much!!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The words that I always wanted to say

Dear Mam,

I was your student in STD 1 in 1991...

All these years I had thought what am I going to say to you when I can contact you.. I waited years..and years... for the right time ...

And though it is still a little early... but I find I have no words...

I just want to say thank you.

You may not realized but in all my life... but I have never tried to work as hard as I did when I was your student... Yes that's true.. not my boards, not my +2, not my engineering and not in my CAT ...not in my MBA.

I used to burn my eyes till 2:00 AM in and then wake up at 4:30 to study again... and that was class 1 ...

And you know why.. just to answer your questions.... I don't think I was that dumb...But every time you asked me a question my lips wouldn't move....

My marks were good but u never encouraged me....even when I stood first in mental ability in all the section... you never said a word to me ... you rather chose to praise the guy who stood third...

Yes Mam he was one of your favourite... I still remember his name. You always discouraged me when I wanted to participate in some extra-curricular activities.
To You I was a FAILURE!!! - A LIABILITY ... a creature...who was supposed to be trampled upon!!!

You completely shattered my confidence...and I think I would had a nervous breakdown if you had taught me another year....

Today, people say I am thought to be an extrovert- a person with supreme confidence, someone who gets what he wants - all thanks to you.

Thank you for being the worst teacher in my life. Thank you for making me go through the worst part of my life ... because I know the worst is over!!! I have survived you...and am still mentally sane. Thank you for making me the person I am Today!!!