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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Laloo - Raj Talks

This is a hypothetical conversation that took place between the Railway Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav and the Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS) Chief Raj Thackrey. Sorry, but unfortunately, english translation takes the sting out of the local dialects.

Laloo (Thinking): E Raj bilkul hamri tarah hai. Khali ant shant bake jata hai.
Laloo: Raj e kahe ka nautanki kar rahe ho. Bihari sab ko mar ke khali votva kheechna chahte ho.

Raj: To aap rail shuru kar kya jan kalyaan karna chahte hai.

Laloo: Beta, humko maloom hai, e sab tum apna identity bachane ka khel hai. MNS means Mera Naya Sanak. To bhugato fal.

Raj: To aap kaun sa Bihar pe Raj karne jaa rahe hai. Nitish ji ne ukhad diya Laloo Raj. Are Foot gayi lalten, Bah gaya tel, Bak bak matkar Laloo, Jaoge fir se Jail.

Laloo: Rajwa hum burbak nahin hao. Are hum dono ek ke nav mein hai. A Rabri... Are ho tej wa ki mai.. jara pilava Raj ko sattu aur bhaisi Ka doodh. Litti aur chokha ho lete aana. dekha Raj, e sattu bahut bhadiya cheez hau. Demag thandai che. Soonse gatak jao.
Demaag thandai ke hamari baat sunah. Agar hum tum mil ja to soonse vote kheech lebe.
Hum sweekarenge tumaha challenge aur karenge Juhu mein Chatt puja. Aap bologe rokne ko. RPF goli chlaygi 10 protestors ko goli lagegi. Hum ho jayenge fir se Bihar ke hero...Aur apko milb jayega chunnav ke time pe mudda, Aur milega sympathy vote. Bas ho gaya fir Laloo-Raj

Raj: per enquiry hogi.

Laloo: To kya? Awega report 10 saal ke baad? Kya hoga 10 saal baad. Aur sab bhool jayege is baat ko. Aur fir desi ghee ka thekua bhi to khoage.

Raj : Theek hai. Jaisa aap socho.

Laloo: to aap hame Bahari Samarthan denge.

Raj: Bilkul theek hai aap halla kar dijiye ki aap chatt Juhu mein karenge. Aage Main dekhta hoon. Jai Maharashtra.

Laloo: Jai Bihar.

2 comments:

Nanhe said...

eeeeeee sasoooora possible hai ka??
Ki Laloo-Raj aa jaaye??
Magar ee possible hai ki Lalu Juhu mein chatt Puja karega....par Raj kuch nahi kar paaega....... Sasoora ka fat gaya hai ki agar Shiv Sena power mein aa gyaa to ussko to game over ho jaayega..... isi chakaare mein to bahut bada B-B lunder kar gava hai..... Khair Padhe mein maja aa gaya...... arre sun raha hai na falconwa.....

falcon said...

are kuch bhi ho.. bhugatebe to ee aam janta hi naa be...